Amusing comparison

I’d advise you to avoid that at all costs. She’s Scottish, not Irish.”

“I’m not sure I understand the difference.”

“Briefly, Irishmen, drink whiskey and sing ballads. Scottish men wear
skirts, and play darts with telephone poles. They aren’t the same.”

Darts is scored for accuracy, the Caber Toss is scored for style, but they are both measured on a clock-like face.